Don't take this wrong, but I don't think they work. On the first one, I'd be afraid of some smart ass sicking their dog on mine just to prove the shirt was wrong. And the second one doesn't strike me as funny.
There's a certain appeal for the shock value, but they don't work for me.
Oh, and if you do go with the first one, a grammatical tip: You're missing an apostrophe. It should be: I can kick your dog's ass.
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