Ok, this is probably not what you were looking for. But I am trying to read The New Complete Yorkshire Terrier by Joan B. Gordon.
Now it will probably take my a good year to complete it. Reading puts me right to sleep, I am lucky to make it through a paragraph before I am out like a light. Typically my husband reads to me at night. Works great then I just ask him what happened and that way I can get through a book way quicker. I must admit he does pick the reading material. I figured I would be pushing my luck if I asked him to read this book to me at night