08-23-2006, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by IluvLucy Do like I did when I divorced my first husband. He had all the outdoor stuff you list along with playing in a band. He had 24 hours to remove his personal belongings and when he didn't [he didn't think I'd do anything  ] I took his electric piano apart with my cuticle scissors, loaded up all his guns, ammo, electric guitars, etc. and went to the PAWNSHOP  When I got home with the money, I burned his clothes in the woodheater, put what tools and crap I didn't sell on the side of the curb, and took a sledgehammer to his ski boat.  That still didn't relieve all the ANGER I had built up so I poured all his cologne down the sink (that's all that was left!)
When he showed up a WEEK later to collect his belongings, I just looked at him and said "What stuff?" Needless to say, after that it got UGLY! |
There's no wrath comparable to the wrath of a woman scorned! |
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