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Originally Posted by RLC12345678 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Here are some more of my favs from Napoleon:
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?
I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
Granma said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
Do the chickens have large talons?
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Ok, I'd better STOP! |
You are the female version of my older brother. He can quote movies word for word. His newest fav is anchor man that's all the does is quote that movie.
My phrases are:
for sure
you lie like a rug
you have lost every damn bit of your mind
you have more issues than Carters got liver pills (got that from my Granny
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that's triflin
that's foul
girdle=girl
ooose=A*S
you stonk=you stink
lar u=love you
gootcha gootcha=gotcha gotcha
when someone is confused we say where am I-long story inside joke
Okay I will stop now my nieces are I make up sayings as we go along