[KatieBabie]

Okay, this is an email I got back from some lady about a yorkie puppy. It's pretty much the classic "I'm a missionary so you can trust me" thing, lol.

"Calvary greetings to you and the your family, Thanks for your interest in my pet. The puppy is still very
much available for sale. She is 10weeks old, weigh 1-5lbs and will weigh
4-5lbs full grown.She is AKC registered and shots are given up to
date. Her parent weigh 5-6 while she is been checked by the vetenarian doctorAll the papers will accompany the puppy,but right now i am in
pennsylvania on a mission trip with my wife and we have the puppy right
here with us.we worship at the world evangelical mission christ mission we are going to ship to you via express delivery on next
day delivery after shippment through a shipping agent,so if you are
interested in having the puppy, i want you to get back to me with your
fullname,address including the nearest airport to you. Please if you know
that you are not going to take very good care of my baby, do not reply
me becuase i am not selling because of money i am only selling this
pupppy out because we dont have time to take care of the puppy again due to
the mission work before us here. She will be going for $300 including
,so i will like you to get back to me with your full name and
full address including your nearest airport so that i can carry out
shipping to the shipping company,
Additional information:AKC, NKC, Registered,
:Current vaccinations,
:Veterinarian examination,
:Health certificate,
:Health guarantee,
:Travel crate
:female Date of Birth 10weekes old now,

God bless you as you get a good home for her,
AMEN."