I am not allowed to
exercise (Tila attackes me like psycho dog or something)
kiss or hug anyone (when people are leaving after a party, she gets all jealous if everyone starts hugging good bye and goes nuts, climbing up the couch to jump at their face!)
go in ANY other room!!! My lord she goes nuts whining and acting like I've left her for good! She gets sooo upset, I'm not even allowed to go to the bathroom!
and our other dog Chloe
(wanted to put this, she's a NUT job)
Use ANY water source (even the bathroom faucet)
invite people over
have children (she told us we aren't allowed because she's afraid of them :P)
say anything starting with "W" or even spell it
have an annoying little dog that is obsessed with her (oops! we broke that rule!) |