Oh, if you need to get a life than so do I !! I wont even take Schatzie out unless she has her top knot bow in.
And I just about die if anybody see's her unbrushed and not looking her best, Yet I could be dressed in rags and not care, long as Schatzie's looking cute!!! LOL!
How sweet about you throwing a party. Have a neighbor maybe or a friend call and give an excuse that they need him to come over for something.
Have fun!!