I listen to this song EVERY DAY (althought I did slightly change the lyrics).

Hubby thinks I am NUTS!

I usually play California Girls about 5 times every morning on my iPOD while I am on the train going to work. But here is MY version of the song:
Well east coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when Im down there
The mid-west farmers daughters really make you feel alright
And the northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night
I wish they all could be
CALI-fornia
I wish they all could be
CALI-fornia
I wish they all could be
CALI-fornia girls
The west coast has the sunshine
And CALI gets so tanned
She'd wear a french bikini on hawaii island
Sit by a palm tree in the sand
I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest CALI in the world
I wish they all could be
CALI-fornia
I wish they all could be
CALI-fornia
I wish they all could be
CALI-fornia girls
Ok by a show of hands ... have I totally lost my mind??