Actually, you know what, we had the same problem in the girls' bathroom four years ago at the dorm I was staying in. I really don't know how that became a problem in the girls' room, but it did. Someone had put up a sign saying:
If you sprinkle
While you tinkle
Be a dearie,
Wipe the seatie
BITCH!
The sign had illustrations and everything. I laughed my butt off. The RA tore it down within a day though. So, long story short, I think funny rhyming signs rock!
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