One more for the collection...
My name is Duke and I love to rap, some doggies think im good and others think im crap,i dont give a **** what you stupid doggies say,im a sexy little boy,and I'll do it anyway.
You know what Im thinking coz i always speak my mind, and if you dont hear me, i'll just re- e- e -wind.
I play with my football and i love a chewy treat, i am so fast at running, mummy calls me speedy feet,
I pick on my sisters and i pull their topknots out, I think its oh so funny when they start to scream and shout.
Duchess is a good girl, she weewee's on her pad, but sometimes when she misses mummy tells her that she's bad.
And Mitzi is so playful she broke my favourite toy,that girl is no sweet lady, you would think that she's a boy