Ok. I'll take him, but not without stipulations.
#1. He must bite. If in the event he even thinks about not biting, I will return him.
#2. If he ever gives me or anyone else in my family kisses, I will return him.
#3. If he ever weigh less than 18 pounds, no matter the reason, I will return him.
#4. There's no way I can only give you $4,000 for him. You originally asked $10,000 and I don't think THAT'S enough!! I will give you $12,782.63 only! If you don't accept this amount, the deals off!!
#5. You do accept Western Union checks drawn on a bank in Nigeria right??
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