The ontario one was mostly about northern ontario, so I picked this instead, it made me laugh because everything is so true
SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN
- You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
- You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
- You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine"
-You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
- You drink pop, not soda.
-You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
-You can drink legally while still a teen. (yaaaaaaa!)
-You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
-You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
-Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
-You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
-You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
-You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
-Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
-You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
-You know that Mounties "don't always look like that".
-You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
-You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. (lol this one made me laugh because i do it all the time)
-You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo"
-You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
-You know what a toque is.
-You know Toronto is not a province.
-You never miss "Coach's Corner".
-You know all the words to "If I Had a Million Dollars"
-You know who Ernie Coombs is.
-You have memorized the Heritage Foundation's Heritage Moments, including your favourites, "I smell burnt toast, Doctor" (this is the funniest thing ever because it is soo true)
-You spend sleepless nights wondering if Peter Mansbridge and Wendy Mesley will ever find the blissful love they once knew. This doesn't work because Peter Mansbridge is married to Cynthia Dale-the actress off that stupid Niagra Falls detective show
-You wonder why there isn't a 5-dollar coin yet, because you can really use more change. The new coin should have a picture of a musk-ox on it and be the size of a hamburger patty and have fifteen different kinds of metals in it. (ohh the sarcasm)
-You know Ashley MacIssac isn't Celtic enough.
-Your backpack has only one Canadian flag sew-on.
-You have been on Speaker's Corner.
-You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
-You remember "Jodie" from "Today's Special" and wonder why she reads news on CBC.
-You know that a "Premier" isn't a baby born a few weeks early.
-You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-The local paper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
-You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
-You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
-You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada"
- You know who Tim Horton is
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