haha this one came off a myspace bulletin... it fits me more than ^^that one^^ lol
you know you're a TEXAN when...
* you can properly pronounce corsicana, palestine, decatur, wichita falls, san antonio, mexia, waco and amarillo.
* a tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
*you've ever had to switch from heat to "A/C" in the same day.
*you know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by distance to the door, but by availability of shade.
*you think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
*you measure distance in minutes.
*little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
*you listen to weather forecast before picking an outfit.
*you know cowpies are not made of beef.
*someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
*you have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
*you aren't suprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
*a mercedes benz is not a status symbol. a CHEVY 3500 4x4 is.
*you know everything goes better with ranch.
*you actually get all these jokes and are "fixin" to tell your friends.
*you go to the river/lake because you think it's like goin to the ocean.
*finally, you're 100% TEXAN if you've ever heard this conversation:
"wanna coke?"
"yeah."
"what kind?"
"Dr. Pepper." |