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Here's mine from TN:

You've never met any celebrities....other than Fred Thompson Never met him did meet Lee Greenwood from God Bless the USA song fame

"Vacation" means going to the family reunion. Yep

You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas. I agree

You laugh when people from anywhere north of TN tries to say or spell "y'all" Yep

It's "Mar-vull" not "Mary-ville" Yep

It's "Knox-vull" not "Knox-ville" Of course, I know who is not originally from here by how they say it

A tabogan is a hat, not a sled. yep

You butter your hot biscuit by cutting it open, putting a slab of butter inside and closing it back up again. Is there another way?

Every town in East Tennesse has a "strip" and they're not particularly safe to be in at night. Usually teenagers and cars

Pigeon Forge is not pronounced with a French accent. Ok

Gatlinburg does have an "L" in it and it should be pronounced. Yep

Sales tax is 9.5%. Even on food

You shop at Walmart for groceries, not at a grocery store. Just left there

You don't drive in Knoxville on game-day. EVER. AMEN!!

You or your friends chew. Yuck

You can't remember the last time you saw snow. true

You have a "piss on" sticker on your car window One of the few people who do not

You know when Elvis Presley Day is No, but drove by the gates of Graceland

Will pass on to dh!