Ok..I have just ot back from the beach and I am totally and unterlly lost!!

Could someone PLEASE pm me or e-mail me to tell me whats happeneing and who we are talking about here?? If this person has a few different screen names,the administrator can find out who she/he is straight away using the IP numbers
I wondered why this thread was SO long...I am SO lost right now,can some one please fill me in