So many nicknames:
Simon is silly simon, silly simon sassy pants, little man, monkey, monster, and he really thinks his name is NO BARK or if we are walking STOP PULLING!
Hallie is pretty girl, monster, monkey, hallie berry, don't eat that, belly rub club president, hallie bug, but really it's DON"T CHASE THAT BIRD!
Maybe if my dogs too knew their real names they would listen to me better
