OMG ! They have sayings for guys like that ....Whoops UPSIDE YOUR HEAD comes to mind
and you should have told him you thought he'd be TALLER.....
THEN asked him if the pics you saw of him were current because he sure CHANGED !....( I won't say what other retorts went thru my mind)
wow - girlfriend - we need to find you a good man AND send you to driving school - HEY - there's TONS of men there !!
AND you can check out their cars at the same time lol
it WILL GET BETTER ! Pretend those ants are that guy - and play DEMOLITION DERBY ON THEM !