Hey Sneri...just tell dd...she'll meet some unhealthy, dirty Protestants in public school.
Disclaimer: If I offended any Protestants with that statement I apologize...I AM a PROTESTANT. I offended MYSELF.
I wrote that cause the local Catholic School here always has an annual rummage (their word) sale. In the ad....they always include the phase....
Buy items donated by HEALTHY, CLEAN CATHOLICS. Like the rest of us don't bathe or have leperisy.

But that ad always makes me laugh each and every year...I guess it has never occured to them that the Protestants don't show up for the sale because of that one line.