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Old 06-06-2006, 05:45 PM   #9
alisonJ
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Two women are walking their dogs-- a German Shepherd and a chihuahua. They decide they want to go into a restaurant for a bite to eat. "How can we go in with dogs?" the lady with the chihuahua asks. "Just follow my lead", says the other woman.

Both put on their sunglasses and the woman with the Shepherd goes in first. The Maitre d' says "sorry, lady, but we don't allow pets inside."

"This is not a pet," she replies, "It is a seeing eye dog--I am blind." "OK," he says.

Her friend with the chihuahua follows her in. The Maitre d' says "Sorry lady, but we don't allow pets inside."

Just as her friend replied, she says, "This is not a pet, it is a seeing eye dog. I am also blind."

"Give me a break!" says the maitre d'. "Chihuahuas aren't seeing eye dogs!". . .

The woman, thinking quickly responds "A Chihuahua!?! They gave me a Chihuahua???!!"
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