Helwo Evil Soma, My name is Dixie

, but evewyone cawls me *Evil Wee*. Cos I'm hawf the size of my big bwuvver (that's the Wee bit) and I take all my bwuvver's toys off him, and I used to bit his boy bits - I onwy stopped cos they got wemoved! (he he he). I like to bite him sometimes just cos I can!

But I am adowable Just wike you.

Maybe we shouwd swap evil notes!