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Originally Posted by bchgirl Oh Lord, I must admit to peer adulation here....good one, very good. Btw, got any? I am in need. 
When dd was small...she walked into the bathroom while I had a tampon in my hand. What's that, momma? Oh, nothing big girls use these. Ok, happy as a clam. Few weeks later we are working on potty training (which was much more successful than Ramsey)....she comes to tell me she's going potty...and then announces and I got one of these (tampon) cause I'm a big girl now.  Had to revise the age to mommas...you gotta be a momma to use those. I still have no clue exactly what she thought you did with one. |
You use it to put on your lipstick of course!
My friends two sons stuck maxi pads to the bottom of their feet and were skating in the kitchen!