I could go on and on with my mother too! She used to say Mommogram instead of Mammogram. (I guess because they were doing to her). After she had breast cancer, she went in for lymph node removal. We found out it was all clean, and as people were calling her she kept saying "The doctor called, it was malignant, thank god" I'd be yelling 'BENIGN, IT WAS BENIGN" And I would get "Oh, yeah, yeah, right, benign. I always mix those two up" She was an absolute panic. All we did was laugh at her. |