I'm really bad to let my mouth move faster than my brain. I say things all the time and am like

shoulda just kept my mouth shut.
I probably would have said ... and you look rude and ___ ( I would have found something wrong with them) but my parents taught me to keep things like that to myself.
BTW she's adorable.
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