[bchgirl]

Another email ditty.....
The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU Can BE
> The
>> MAN Of YOUR HOUSE'.
>>
>> He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
>> Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on,
> YOU
>> need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You
>> will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
>> my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then,
>
>> after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have
>> the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I
>
>> can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
>> robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done,
>
>> guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
>>
>>
>>
>> His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my
> guess."
>>
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