okay, time to stop lurking...
how about duct tape prom dresses
Also, I used to own a daycare center (sold it in Oct. that's why I suddenly have so much yorkieTIME), and on inspection day, I used to carry around two rolls of ducttape, one on each wrist. One white, and one tan. It was amazing how many things I could "fix" at the last minute. My inspectors loved me.
(Inspector: "Gee, I see a little flaking on that ceiling tile" -
we only had 5500 sf of them -
Me: " Look at that, all fixed " )