Who the h-ll comes up with these things? Who wants to smell like play doh, for pete's sake? What about new plastic baby...remember how a new doll smelled? oh for the the love of mike....these people are whacked. Wait...another peeps idea...
Peep cologne. BRB...gotta to visit the peep website with my suggestion.
One time I am playing with playdoh with a friends small son. He keeps wanting to taste it...I'm like no, no, no...finally said go ahead. His mother's face was like this

. I told her....why do ya think they made play doh non-toxic...every kid in the world has tasted it....tasted it once, 'cause play doh is nasty.