Dear Cindy,
Thank you for returning my email regarding your @ss.
I would like a couple of @sses, but right now I can only afford one or two. I would like a male and a female so that I can breed little @sses. What can you tell me about breeding baby @sses??
Uranus ran away because he was scared of snakes and when he saw it, he squealed, turned and ran away and boy is that @ss fast!!! It wasn't even a real snake! I so miss my brown nose ass. Uranus was loved by everyone who knew him.....We are still searching for Uranus and we put an ad in the paper...the newspaper felt so bad that they created a new heading in their lost and found section and named it "Have You Seen My @ss" and reads "for the love of my @ss, please come back". Oh-did I tell you the township has pitched in to find my @ss and put up a $10,000 reward if my @ss is found?
Your @ss can carry 400 pounds you say? That must be a pretty big @ss.
Can you send me pictures of your @ss?
You didn't tell me where you keep your @ss.
Do @sses come in different sizes?
I can't wait to breed @sses. Do they have litters of @sses or just one @ss at a time? I don't know anything about @sses, Uranus was the only @ss I ever had.
Thank you for your time, Cindy, I cant wait to see your @ss.
Sincerely
Ussadam
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