I have a friend name Julie who is beautiful. She is not the sharpest tool in the shed. She has a high paying job in computer programming, but when it comes to real life, she just does'nt get most things.
First example, we plan trips every year to get all the girls together from college. One year someone called her and left a message saying we were thinking of going on a cruise to the Grand Cayman Islands. She calls back and says she has always wanted to go on a cruise to the "Grand Canyon" Someone called her back and asked her by what water way were we gonna get there.
Example 2, Julie was having a problem with falling asleep at work. She would just fall asleep while on the computer. Her roommate at the time asked her why she was taking Tylenol PM. She said well I have been having these terrible menstrual cramps. Her roommate told her they were only meant to be taken at night. Well Julie said then "Why are they called Tylenol PRE MENSTRUAL."
There are so many Julie stories. She is now a Mother and it cracks me up just thinking about how confused she must be everyday.
