My Sister-in-law is one of the funniest people I know! One time we were visiting her and she and I had gone to Wal-mart to shop for awhile. We were in the beauty aid area of the store and she told me that they have alot of people who come in and use whats on the shelf before they go to work. After that she decided that she needed some hand lotion but she wanted it to smell like what she remembered her Grandma used to use. So she went around squeezing all the bottles of hand lotion so she could smell them. Well, she took one bottle and I heard "blurp"!!!!!!! I turned to look at her and she had a BIG blob of hand lotion about to drip off of her nose. I laughed so hard that I thought I'd wet my pants (but I didn't). It still makes me chuckle when I remember it!!!
When she was in high school she was in some kind of play that she and a friend had to do in front of judges. Well, it came to a part where she had to say "I am starting to feel....." and she turned around the letters on a couple of the words and said instead "I am farting to steel...." She and the friend starting laughting and the friend ended up wetting her pants!!! Needless to say I don't think that they were able to continue with the play!!!!
I have alot of stories that I could tell about my husband's family. They are such a funny bunch!!! |