"I was expecting to get a really, really young Yorkie. Well, it's too old for me now! What is it? 2 or 3 months old now? That's TOO old. I wanted a pup that was like 3 or 4 weeks old!" - Ahhhh ha ha ha!
I'm so glad you got your money back
And nice touch bringing up Mark Fazzina!
I hope she answers!
PS: I love your dark humor side.... What will you do to top this?