My husband doesn't really have dumb moments.
I DO. and my Dumb Moments are DOOSIES.
But....He was ALWAYS losing things ....Wallet - keys... and lately since he doesn't go out much - his freakin GLASSES.
he made me look for his glasses for 30 minutes one day.... and they were on his head the whole time
He made me look for his glasses for 20 minutes one day and they were in the FRIDGE
He made me......LOL....NO he didn't make me look for ANYTHING anymore - I wised up and make him look for his OWN glasses now ...then I just choose the stupidest place I can think of ...and start there