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Originally Posted by Cares4Dogs Okay, we just came up with this email and used another email address to send this to Cindy. It was so much fun to come up with this one...
@ = a Didnt know if using the word was appropriate
Dear Cindy,
My dear friend Euteffa Green gave me your email address. She tells me that you have a jackass for sale. Can you please provide me more information on your @ss. Can you please tell me how much your @ss costs? How old is your @ss and is your ass healthy? I really dont need the expense of a diseased @ss. I would like a well groomed, well rounded @ss that can carry a 300 pound tourist up and down, and up and down the hillside all day long. But I promise I will give the @ss plenty of love and rest.
Im looking for a high-quality @ss, but make sure he doesnt have a brown nose because my last @ss "Uranus" ran away and I just dont care to own another brown nose @ss. Until my poor Uranus comes back, I will just have to find another @ss.
I would like to know how you can bring my @ss to me? How much does it cost to ship an @ss? What does your @ss eat? How has the @ss been housed? I'd hate to have my @ss get too cold in the winter and too hot in the summer, but I would like to keep the @ss in the same environment that its used to.
Is the @ss male or female?
I have a lot of questions and would like to know everything before I purchase the @ss because I dont want to end up with a difficult to train @ss.
Thank you ever so much for your time. I look forward to hearing about your @ss.
Sincerely,
Ussadam "Eeyore" Schammer |
Ok this had me crying at work. Four attorney's just passed my desk and looked at me like I was nuts. Oh man oh man..thanks girls. Eventually we might need to find some more scammers to play with.