1.

"Mommy, let me see who's in the shower so I can hop in!"
2.

"Mommy, I HAVE to see what you find
so interesting on this computer. You should be playing with me instead of writing about me! Oh, YorkieTalk, hugh? You better not even think about replacing me or else I'll have to poop all over. Oh wait, I already do that. Now how do you shut this darn computer off!!!"
3.

"Mommy, I want to go play with the big un-nuetered big (oh, I said that) Chocolate lab next door! Now, where is he? Maybe I'll just jump over the 2 inch plastic fence that they put up. Huh! Like that's gonna keep my nosey butt out."
4.

"Mommy, who's at the door? Let's go see! Maybe it's Grandbitch and she brought me treats!"