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Originally Posted by Oscar's Mom The two old farmers were sitting on the porch rocking in their chairs. An old hound dog was sitting there with them, being lazy as well. The dog sits up and starts licking his balls. One of the old men looks at the other one, smiles and says "I wish I could do that"...the other old man says "That dog'll bite you!" |
That's close to my favorite one. I heard the punch line as...
"Don't you think you should try to pet him and get to know him first?"
