A man with a stuttering problem sees his old friend in the street and they begin talking. One says "So how's life? Are you married?, the other responds slowly while stuttering"I'm alright. Well I almost got married, but my fiance left me."
"Oh no what happened" answered the old friend
"well we were sitting together on the front porch with my dog Sparky and he began to scratch his back. I turned around and told my fiance, that when we get married, she can do what Sparky is doing all the time to me."
"I don't see the problem with that" Says the old friend
"well I speak so slow that by the time I finished saying it, Sparky was licking his balls" |