Okay ladies, now this is only a JOKE but it needs to be said.
I've seen enough 'man' jokes on here (loved them all btw, I am the first one to laugh at myself) that I think its about time we guys had one just for us~
My favorite is #2 btw
Top ten reasons why a dog is better than a woman
10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
1. A dog does not shop.