Funny......
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing
God, she asked," Is my time up" God said, "No, you have another 43
years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to
stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob
job, liposuction, and
a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40
years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"
God replied,"Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you." |