[chele]

I was looking at some quotes today, I thought they were funny and seems like a lot of the threads on the top couple of pages were pretty serious so I thought I might lighten the mood a bit. Here are a few of my favorites.


If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving him only two of them. --Phil Pastoret

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

I know that dogs are pack animals, but it's difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles . . . and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdales? -- Yvonne Clifford

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." --Rita Rudner

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
-- Penny Ward Moser

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
-- Gene Hill

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
-- Anne Tyler



and here is a link to a " you know you're a dog person when"
I must admit I'm guilty of several of those especially ...You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places
around the house, but no babies.

anyway hope someone else enjoys them as much as I did.