"corn chip" smelling belly and feet!
I thought i was crazy for thinking that my boy's feet smelled like corn chips.
Anyway, when you spend so much time showing them off and talking about them, that people start telling you that you need to have children.
We already have two!!!!!!! And you don't yell about the muddy paw prints on your white sofa that you wouldn't let any one eat, drink, sleep on, or even some people sit on.