i always pick up romeos poop. my neighbor accused me of leaving poop in her grass. poop that was of a huge alien size. i said "what that's not ours it's too big. romeo poops tootsie rolls." she rolled her eyes. i had to take a deep breath and walk away. i can't believe she accused me. i watch her dog run loose in a field across the street pooping and peeing where kids play football. she never picks up her own poop. the nerve of some people.
