This is a great thread! I love seeing I am not the only one who is ruled by my 3 pound yorkie!!! My husband tells me to take charge but I don't want too - hee, hee!
Okay here is mine
....."When you ask your husband to scoot over in the bed so you have more room because the yorkie has stretched out in my spot and on my pillow on the bed. When he says no you tell him to go sleep on the sofa since Murphy and I need our rest and room" - ha, ha (Okay so I don't really kick him out). 