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Originally Posted by bchgirl Our plastic gardener has a lovely Christmas display. The plastic, light up nativity..figures are about 2' tall...in the background a 5' tall Rudolph...complete with red nose. I think Mary and Joseph are praying 'cause they're scared of that giant reindeer that followed them into the stable  Either that or Rudy's supposed to represent their donkey 
This story reminds me....not to change the topic or anything.
My girlfriend manages a hallmark store. Guess what she caught someone shoplifting?!?! The baby Jesus out of a nativity display!!! I told her...that woman is going straight to h-ll.
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Baby bro's baby Jesus disappeared when his friend's children were over. He still displays it...he says they're "waiting" for baby Jesus to be born
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Another neighbor must have lost all the pieces to his nativity set. The only piece left is baby Jesus. He sets up the manger w/ lights...it stays empty until Christmas eve....then baby Jesus arrives. No parents...I feel sorry for orphan baby Jesus laying out there all by himself  He stays until the middle of January.... |
You would never be accused of changing topics mid stream. Poor baby Jesus, how could anyone steal that. However I did drop my baby Jesus last year and now he only has one arm. I can't find just a Jesus replacement.