[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by teri88

Just got this cute joke. "you tell him sister!"

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down
for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants,
handed them to your mother,and said, Here - try these on.'
She did and said," these are too big. I can't wear them."
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On
his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here -
try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large.
They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this
family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
"Here - you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass
attitude, you never will."