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Passionfruition · 04-24-2006, 08:33 AM

I just had an incredibly strange phone call (wrong number). It *just* happened and it was so darn funny that I had to write it down before I forgot. Here is the transcript:

Me: Hello?
Caller: Pigeon Removal.
Me: What?
Caller: Pigeons in the attic - gotta get them out. But they've gotta come out from the front attic entrance, not the back.
Me: (thinking it was our condo regime calling) Seriously? Um, ok, so what do you need from me?
Caller: Well, a ladder, for starters...
Me: You need a ladder from me?
Caller: Well that's going to be the only way to get rid of the pigeons, unless you know a better way...
Me: I haven't even noticed pigeons in my attic...
Caller: No, they're in my attic. This is a wildlife removal service isn't it?
Me: Um, no this is my personal mobile number....um, I think you've gotten the wrong number.
Caller: This is 843-XXX-XXXX, isn't it?
Me: yes, but...
Caller: Ok, sorry, I guess I got the wrong number then.
Me: Apparently so. Good luck with the pigeons.
Caller: Thanks, bye.

*click*

04-24-2006, 08:33 AM	#1
Passionfruition Proud of my Sully! Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: beautiful CHARLESTON, S.C. Posts: 5,454	Strange phone call (wrong number). Pigeon Removal? HAHAHA!!!! I just had an incredibly strange phone call (wrong number). It just happened and it was so darn funny that I had to write it down before I forgot. Here is the transcript: Me: Hello? Caller: Pigeon Removal. Me: What? Caller: Pigeons in the attic - gotta get them out. But they've gotta come out from the front attic entrance, not the back. Me: (thinking it was our condo regime calling) Seriously? Um, ok, so what do you need from me? Caller: Well, a ladder, for starters... Me: You need a ladder from me? Caller: Well that's going to be the only way to get rid of the pigeons, unless you know a better way... Me: I haven't even noticed pigeons in my attic... Caller: No, they're in my attic. This is a wildlife removal service isn't it? Me: Um, no this is my personal mobile number....um, I think you've gotten the wrong number. Caller: This is 843-XXX-XXXX, isn't it? Me: yes, but... Caller: Ok, sorry, I guess I got the wrong number then. Me: Apparently so. Good luck with the pigeons. Caller: Thanks, bye. click __________________ - - - - - - - - - - - - I love my Sully (the Wonderdog!)