Settle down girls, there's enough of me to go around, just kidding, that didn't sound like I thought it would
But yes it is true that I just may be the perfect man, get this, I SEW. And no I'm not gay! I'm a sailor and sailors are usually pretty handy with a needle and thread and sewing machines from all the sail repair that we do. And I learned to put that skill to other uses around the house.
I do get some pretty funny looks while I peruse the fabric store though. The only other guys in their are usually gay, or bewldered husbands who have been begrudgingly dragged into the store by their wives. And yes, I've been hit on by gay guys in the fabric store, it's a natural assumption so I just laugh and tell them I'm not gay, but thanks for the ego boost.
