"Okay, Jimity (sp?), it's like this, you can either roll around in this little balls for a few hours and let the dogs goober on you and then live happily ever after in the strawberry patch, OR you can stay here and be fed to scorpions or spiders or what have you...what'll it be?"
LOL. If I'm ever reincarnated as a cricket, sign me up for the dog ball!!