To my new jeans. I spent all my birthday money on them and today when I came home from work he had somehow managed to get them out of the laundry basket and he has chewed 2 holes in them

(the other one is on the leg)
I had to lock him outside in the garden for 30 minutes while I calmed down, I was that angry.
I never treat myself to anything nice, and look what happens when I do