LMAO!!!! I can SO relate to this!
My butt??? is NO longer ... well it might be there somewhere, but not where it should be. My boobs (if you can call them that) need Push Up bra's or else i look like a boy.My legs, let's not talk... my skirts get longer each summer.
People tell me im starting to look more and more like my mother
I need some magic make me young again pill's!!