LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~!!!!!
IF I could afford ALL you did Surfie ...I would be right in that Surgery line !
I TOO am feeling AWFUL at 47. Just awful. Hair is falling out....headaches .....tired ALL the time.....boobs are in a totally new place .....my back is killing me because it has to hold up the front....
and it seems what USED to be mine is not anymore
My legs look like someone elses

and we won't talk about the butt.

What used to be an ASSET is now something I want to hide. I won't even wear shorts in public anymore
I used to love WEARING wedgies (shoes) ... Now a wedgie is something I GET from my undies.
lets talk about that Nordstroms butt thingie.....what on earth is it ?