[Surfie and Tiki]

For my 200th post, I decided a forum for the 40 and over crowd was in order. A place to discuss our every last winkle, aches and pains, how we can’t sit on the floor without using our arms to help us rise, how an 8X magnifying mirror is just plain frightening, and yes, I know my breasts are perky, hell I paid enough money for them 15 years ago and the plastic surgeon told me they would be, until death do us part, not. Thong undies quite frankly aren’t all that comfy, and my ass isn’t quite what it used to be, although I do exercise, I’m finding the butt lifters at Nordstroms work well. The $2000.00 dollars I paid last year for hair extensions should have been invented when I was young, they drove me nuts, and any added weight on my head caused more wrinkles, no doubt. Now let’s talk about the tummy, what’s up with that? Does all the perkiness in your breasts land in your tummy or what, cause my tummy lately is rather perky, which used to be flat. Can you even see the eye shadow above my eyes, or just the shadow below my eye?

I’m in my late 40’s, WHO KNEW?